Book one is done. And what I mean by that is that I have completed it, rewritten in four times now and am ready to get it published. It was a shock then when I found out how complicated it is to actually get a book published. Now I have gone from future writer to full time marketer with a hint of car salesmanship.

Current potential book publish interest interactions with small details changed to protect their identities:

Q: “Will your book cure Lupus?”

A: Maybe, I haven’t gotten Lupus since I began writing it, so it doesn’t ‘cause’ lupus… and vampires, I haven’t once been bitten since I first wrote about tunnelgoats.

Q: “I read your book… are you sure about the post apocalyptic theme? Maybe try, like a fairytale carnival, and instead of paladins your protagonists can be clowns… you know the sad kind with a lot of deep introspective feelings on why condensation only rolls down the cup and not up.”

A: I will take that under advisement, and no, I don’t want one of your brownies.

Basically What I am saying is that the book will come soon. And soon is relative so you can’t hold me to a firm date. Take that, expectations!

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